A friend while looking through some of my old photos: "This is you?" "Yes. It is." "When was this taken?!" "Hmmm... let's see... couple of years maybe." "Shit!! You looked so good?"
A poignant pause fills the air.
"Er... I mean you still look good, um... ah... you are so photogenic eh? Heh, heh... television does that you know... add 5 pounds, photos too I suppose... but have you thought about joining the gym? Shit! Let's watch some TV or something shall we?"
If the bad, bad, witch queen from snow white and the seven dwarfs' land is quite done with her mirror, can it please be shipped across to me?